Eat A Helicopter

Let's talk about... Jupiter. Remember such a planet in our solar system? Remember it's the largest one of all 8-9 planets?  I would like to emphasize once again that  Jupiter's mass is 2.5 times that of all the other planets in the Solar System combined. It's unbelievably huge.  Remember the second largest planet after Jupiter? Saturn. These two are giants compared to the rest of celestial bodies in the solar system. Why did I mention these facts? Because although giants, both Jupiter and Saturn are gas planets. They have no solid surface, only a small core deep inside, while other planets do have ground. In addition, Jupiter is close to being a star but lack some characteristics and thus falls short of star status. In fact, it's a failed star.  So we have a huge gas giant, larger than all other planets, but empty, without solid ground, deprived of start status. While pretending to be the leader, it has no real advantages, it's a big dummy, that will never becom